No helmet needed…

Ever since man first cast off from the shore in a dingy made of animal skins, there has always been somebody on board who would do anything in order to avoid having to put a paddle in the water. Individuals with this mindset have led mankind to the discovery of sailing, galley slaves, steam engines, electric turbines, and nuclear reactors as viable alternative propulsion methods. But not all ideas have been so successful…

I’m torn on this one. On one hand, the man is making better time with his dirt bike turned outboard than he would if he were paddling. It’s also hard not to envy a man triumphantly kicking up a rooster tail on the water as he cruises the lake with not one, but two bikini babes. There’s some major “win” going on in this video.

On the other hand, it would be interesting to watch what would happen if one of the lovely ladies were to walk from bow to stern. Also, if this contraption were to ride past me while I was bass fishing, I’d probably burst an artery in my neck.