We’re avid saltwater fisherman here at Red Tuna, but here are 10 things we’d rather NOT reel into our boat. NOPE.
1. Frilled Shark – No thanks
2. Gulper Eel – Keep swimming down Mr. Eel, away from the boat please.
3. Fangtooth Fish – The Devil called, he’d like his pet fish back.
4. Pacific Viper Fish – Their teeth are so big, they can’t close their mouths!
5. Humpback Anglerfish – A face only his mother could love.
6. Stargazer Fish – Hey, let’s turn that frown, upside down.
7. Giant Spider Crab – These things can measure 12 FEET from claw to claw!
9. Goblin Shark – He looks dorky, but don’t call him that to his face..
10. Giant Squid – They can grow up to 18 meters long. For us Americans, that equals a 6-story building. SIX. STORIES.
Like we said, NOPE.